Got my reply fae the Scottish government about effigygate

[Rangersmandownunder]

I wrote to them a couple of days after the game expressing my disgust at the mock executions of the blow up Protestants hanging from the upper tier of the Brendanbeau, I told them that my daughters had seen me looking at the images oanline and both ran into their bedrooms and haven't come out since, I explained that when I showed them to my wife she cried then vomited like it was ne'erday, these images have scared my family for life.

I went on to tell them that I was that offended with the mock executions that I had contracted leprosy and both my ears fell off two days later, matters were made worse when my new designer sunnies arrived from specsavers with no recourse for a refund! (The leprosy angle came from a yahoo mate who told me he uses it all the time)

I am considering my response.......................................... .....



Dear RMDU

Thank you for your letter concerning the distasteful images witnessed at the mighty Celtic v The Rangers game, I saw the dolls myself being blown up by a guy in front of me, but knew he was an alright lad as we all had season tickets for years in that area, but I sadly couldn't identify him as my eyes were closed at the time.

Firstly I can assure you that Police Scotland are doing everything they can to identify and arrest the offenders and will leave no stone unturned to find these monsters and have them imprisoned for up to five years minimum, the wanton vandalism of the toilets is completely unacceptable.

If you wish to complain about the IRA or Hvn banners then please send your complaints to Peter Lawwell C/O sellicfootballclub parkheid.

Sorry to hear about the ears, (get it ) try an elastic band for the sunnies.

Yours

SNP Minister for no giving a phuk.

[ZombieSkelper]

Could somebody quote me for RMDU and let the thick, permanently offended bigot know that a guy was arrested for the dolls yesterday.

He can now look the story up on Google and w@nk himself into a coma when he finds it.

[AguyIknow]

Could somebody quote me for RMDU and let the thick, permanently offended bigot know that a guy was arrested for the dolls yesterday.

He can now look the story up on Google and w@nk himself into a coma when he finds it.

Speaking of unacceptable behaviour during the recent Glasgow derby - you got any updates on the huns who wrecked the toilets at the game rolf? Or are you just waiting for Lee Wallace to grass them?

[Rangersmandownunder]

Sorry am no with ye?