Notts County have a winding up order against them...again. Recent buyers from China and America didnt want to know, they must have huge debt. Local business men walk away. Gates are now in the 2000s. The team is rubbish. They cant sign players as there is a transfer embargo, thats why Alan Smith who is about 90 still plays for them, his performances bring the game into disrepute.

How can things be worse, i cant think how, because i would by being catty. Chalky must be sobbing into his Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney pie, with canned peas and potatoes. Followed by a magnum if he has a freezer. I would post ten quid to them for milk money if i could be bothered, but im not. Even though my current account is in six figures. All i can do is offer a prayer, which is worth much more than me sending them 50 grand. 50 grand wont last till the end of a day, a prayer will.

The bloke that owns them had better phone the samaritans or the psychiatric care on the phone which is available in this area. He is at risk. A far cry from when he bought them thinking he had done a deal. Ha Ha. Its in his karma though, he will be found swinging in a glade, or on his kitchen floor with bulging eyes and vomit everywhere. Or walking down Nottingham high street, his arms out like a zombie muttering damn cambridge, his eyes bulging like a madman, which he must be to have got involved in the first place.

Are you ok chalky, i hope i havent made things worse, ring me if you want a fun ten minutes.

Lucinda.