54's review.

[54FairAndSquare]

Year started with the Forth Bridge narrowly avoiding falling into the sea and needing urgent repairs. Followed by the news that the new one is months late. But the SNP survived by waving saltires to the Fife electorate at election time and the dutiful proles obliged.

Next came (sic) the Deputy Leader of the SNP who presumably loves his wife and Scotland more than anything else in the universe. So much so he had his white M&S boxers pulled down by a bit of English fluff.

Next Nikki Queen Of Scots had a shady meeting with shady Chinese businessmen at which a shady deal was signed. So shady, that Nikki didn't want us to know about it. Surprising cos Nikki is always keen to tell us how much she is loved by everyone outside Scotland. But luckily the Chinese are not so secretive and we all found out about it from a Chinese website (just pause for a few moments and think about that, if you're not so consumed by nationalism that you're still able to think for yourself)

Next was the Scottish election so it was flag and fatherland nationalism to the fore. A right wing media baron who normally endorses right wing parties duly endorsed the SNP on his front page of his downmarket right wing rag so beloved of the Scottish proles. Nikki waved this rag for the cameras then waved her saltier and all the dutiful proles came out in their droves in a display of raw beggar my neighbour nativism that was a chilling prelude of things to come.

And come it did. Again Queen Nikki got her wish and UK voted Brexit. She doesn't want to discuss how many of her fellow SNP Gauleiters also voted brexit but it seems there were quite a few. And a hoards of their proles as well. Still Nikki is trying to twist the fact that 2 million Scots rejected raw beggar my neighbour nativism in 2014 as evidence they have changed their minds.

In other news, one of said Gauleiters was charged by the police. Apparently money went missing from a pro-indy charity. Seems difficult to believe a scotnat would steal from a pro yes charity, but then again, morals and scruples are not their strongpoints (white M&S boxers and all that)

But the brexit vote did happen and as everyone expected support for indyref2 and a yes vote soared to 60%. Well, for at least 10 minutes. Since then the polls have been stubbornly No Thanks, but QNOS keeps talking up indyref2 hoping nobody will notice she's feart.

Next came a sigh of relief and a famous GIRFUY in equal measure. QNOS's State Snooper scheme by which she gets her dutiful school teachers, doctors, social workers, nurses, police etc to spy on proles through their children was unceremoniously booted into the Thames and towed out to sea by the UK Supreme Court. Thankfully we still have voices of sanity in our constitution and final proof we're Better Together. The UKSC in its judgement compared QNOS's junta to a "totalitarian state", an unusual act for a court and final proof what an evil scheme it was and an evil government she leads. The normally loquacious QNOS had nothing to say about the matter, proving the point.

Oh almost forgot, the China deal is off. The open, honest and transparent Beijing regime took cold feet at the thought of dealing with the sleazy, underhand junta in the Holyrood Reichstag. But the Qatari authorities have no such scruples, presumably their dirty deal remain in place.

And so Christmas approached and we were told a Government minister was driving without insurance. Presumably he wasn't singing any naughty songs while behind the wheel or ThoughtPolice Scotland would have thrown the book at him. Needless to say, he didn't do the honourable thing and resign. Even though his train set is lying strewn all over his bedroom floor and he's never had the trains running on it.

So a new year and maybe some new news. But it's the same old raw beggar my neighbour nativism in The Wee Reich. Next they're coming for the railway police. They don't like even the word "British" in the name "British Transport Police" so it has to go.

But when the bells stop ringing after midnight on 31st December we will all toast a new year and hope for a better one than the last one. But we'll wake up in the morning, shrug off the hangover and realise we are all still British as well a Scottish, in spite of the best efforts of the Tartanban. And as 2017 dawns, so will the realisation that we're still Better Together. 310 Years and Counting.

1707 – 2017

And a Guid New Year tae yin and aw
54fairandsquare

[Red_Zeppelin]

happy new year

(but spare us another 5 pages o the same auld politikal back n forth physh)

[JackSnakes]

Zep still got his lips firmly fastened tae the hun boaby...

[Kittybrewster]

Zep still got his lips firmly fastened tae the hun boaby...

And you still got yours fastened to yer ain ya self satisfier

[Red_Zeppelin]

here we go you wish a currant happy new year and the yahoos resorts tae form

awa back tae yer production line ya clown thay pasties must be piling up by now.....ken?

[Kittybrewster]

here we go you wish a currant happy new year and the yahoos resorts tae form

awa back tae yer production line ya clown thay pasties must be piling up by now.....ken?

No when chubby eats them all they dont

[Taintedice]

How come Ed leaves this pish on the main forum

[Red_Zeppelin]

I've decided tae leave it here coz its topical....and it gies us all a chance tae laugh at the yahoo.

EDIT: typo

[Taintedice]

Never read any of it, just some daft hun ranting and raving?

[JackSnakes]

And you still got yours fastened to yer ain ya self satisfier

I wish - not quite as flexible as I was. Would be interesting if nothing else...