Another tenner Chalky.

[Psaw]

I dont think there is any doubt United will finish above County this season, which means you owe me a tenner. Now how should i spend it? Ummmm. I am willing to put it to a subscription for a dating site for you Chalky, if you tell us about your dating exploits.

Your goal, should you choose to accept, is to sh ag three tarts in a week. Three in one day is normal for the rest of us, but for you. No. Do you accept this proposal?

Sir Henry.

[chalkyncfc61]

I'm accepting defeat Frank as like you say there is no way that we are going to be higher than Utd this season so I don't mind paying up early,if its okay with you I will just pay the tenner rather than tty to take on three 'tarts' in a week,I've given up on love,I'm honestly not bothered about it at all,at 55 I doubt that its going to come along again,If you pm or email me your address I will gladly post the money onto you,I give you my word that it won't be revealed to anyone else as Buc will vouch for

[chalkyncfc61]

Forgot the email address

[email protected]

[Psaw]

Give up? What else are you giving up on.? All you need is nice clothes, a haircut, after shave, and hey presto. Even acting like a twit will be ignored. Bump her knee with yours, and say " I bet you think thats my knee". No dont, not on a first date. Women at our age are seriously desperate. If it was me, id have a different woman every night. There must be ten tarts for one bloke.

Nothing i can say will change your mind though. So be it. Do the nice clothes thing though, it will come to you.

Jolie. p.s, spend it on the parrots.

[chalkyncfc61]

Thank you for your generous offer Frank, I won't be going to see the parrots for a couple of months yet so I put your money towards treating just one parrot,Coco,got him some quality food plus some toys for his cage,I hope that this meets your approval