Any of you lads got any holidays to come?...Millavanilla off to his van in Ingoldmills I know and Magic got a tent in his back yard but any interesting hols left?

I'm off to the Azores on a cruise in September and Carribean pre Christmas.

Recently been on the refurbished Queen Victoria..Very nice but at 57 I was a juvenile......Clients were like the walking dead..well motorised chair dead.

It was like the dodgems at meal times with motorised chairs zooming around with oldsters with more tubes coming out of them than someone on ITU!

How do they get insurance?

Every stop there were a line of ambulances and hearses taking off passengers.

It was worse than The Moorgate Wing!