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    O/T Lasses/Birds/Girlfriends/Wives/ C P !!!

    Did you ivva go art wi wun that ed a strange Christian name that ya dint like ?
    ad 2, Sabina wa wun , Carmel wa tutha Spadja tootoo ( too shy ) " can I evva babycham Roma " ya nickas are coming darn " no thu not " well its afe a beer then

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    Shaan. She was a virgin and a bit of a weirdo too. Into that gothic/emo sh1t Told me she loved me after 1 date Didn't believe in *** before marriage. Lovely lass though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ponte_Steve24 View Post
    Shaan. She was a virgin and a bit of a weirdo too. Into that gothic/emo sh1t Told me she loved me after 1 date Didn't believe in *** before marriage. Lovely lass though.
    Tha Shud ev asked her if she wud ev loved thi wen tha got old , if shi sed arr ! Tha cuddev gor hold

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Did you ivva go art wi wun that ed a strange Christian name that ya dint like ?
    ad 2, Sabina wa wun , Carmel wa tutha Spadja tootoo ( too shy ) " can I evva babycham Roma " ya nickas are coming darn " no thu not " well its afe a beer then
    The age of romance is not deead Roma. Thi conversation reminds me of Oscar Wilde or Lord Byron.

    Wunce went art wi a lass called Moota. The South Yorkshire and Ceylon cultures clashed when a took her to watch the turn at the Liberal Club on Wellington St. A went to bar to buy her a Barley Wine while the bingo was being called and it wo quiet. When a returned the bugga ed gone. Am still bitter cos I ed to drink that Barley Wine and a dint like 'em.

    Been art walkin in wind on hillsides rarnd here and going "Weeeeeeeee" running into wind holding mi cooit art like wings. Didn't try p1ssing into the wind though.

    Not lookin forrad to Emmerdale this week. It's a week-long special abart that annoying Emma and her silly God talk.

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    Moota ? Weer did tha droponere ? If tha goowin art int wind tomorra purra vest on anna big Coyit thall catch thi deerth if tha dun't an watch art fo Moota wi big hoota frum ceylon sellin fake yorksha teear n coffee,
    Emmadale gerrin a bit weird nar Willetta mek uz orn sooup up oneer ? Which onnuz wud tha pick forra part in Emmadale ? A think tha cud be Eric Pollard Arr cud be Bob if tha wants ,

    KEEP ROMAnce ALIVE !!!
    Last edited by Romared; 02-10-2017 at 05:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Moota ? Weer did tha droponere ? If tha goowin art int wind tomorra purra vest on anna big Coyit thall catch thi deerth if tha dun't an watch art fo Moota wi big hoota frum ceylon sellin fake yorksha teear n coffee,
    Emmadale gerrin a bit weird nar Willetta mek uz orn sooup up oneer ? Which onnuz wud tha pick forra part in Emmadale ? A think tha cud be Eric Pollard Arr cud be Bob if tha wants ,

    KEEP ROMAnce ALIVE !!!





    Could I be Norris?

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    There was no wind to piss in on Sunday sb. Spot of rain but I was expecting worse round your way pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Willetta mek uz orn sooup up oneer ? Which onnuz wud tha pick forra part in Emmadale ? A think tha cud be Eric Pollard Arr cud be Bob if tha wants
    Zak- ESR
    Sam-Acido
    Aaron-Poggy
    Adam-Dooali
    Cain-Bloodred
    Robert-Asbin
    Marlon-P&M
    Paddy-Jules
    Jimmy-Ponte
    Sandy-Gunt
    David-Colliers
    Dan-Anston
    Ross-Animal
    Lachlan-Exile
    Lawrence-Gwynn
    Finn-Hodger
    Pete-Old Goat
    Eric-Sb
    Bob-Roma


    No offence intended. Ran arta characters fo those not included. Any resemblence to characters portrayed is coincidental If tha dunt watch "The Dale" it won't mean owt anyway..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwynn Thomas vs stum View Post
    There was no wind to piss in on Sunday sb. Spot of rain but I was expecting worse round your way pal
    A wo too nesh to cum art. Set watchin Pigs-v-Scum instead. Wot wo scooar at Ryburn?
    Last edited by SBRed48; 03-10-2017 at 08:45 AM.

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    Come to think of it Laura is a bit like Nichola and I'm soft as a sack of kn ackers so you've got me to a tee

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