Joselu's insight

[occult]

If you look at the Newcastle United Mad -Footymad Message Board you will see a news item headed:

Joselu Says He Knows How To Beat West Ham

I give below a direct quote from this item:

' We need to stay calm in the game and score more goals than West Ham and win the game.'

So there you have it. The insight we've been lacking. If you score more goals than the opposing team you win the game. I hope Rafa explains this to the squad before the match.

What's baffling me is what happens if the opposing team score more goals than Newcastle? Or if they both score the same number of goals? Anyway I'm sure that Joselu has worked this out.

[Zippity]

You cynical fecker!

[ashingtoon62]

If you look at the Newcastle United Mad -Footymad Message Board you will see a news item headed:

Joselu Says He Knows How To Beat West Ham

I give below a direct quote from this item:

' We need to stay calm in the game and score more goals than West Ham and win the game.'

So there you have it. The insight we've been lacking. If you score more goals than the opposing team you win the game. I hope Rafa explains this to the squad before the match.

What's baffling me is what happens if the opposing team score more goals than Newcastle? Or if they both score the same number of goals? Anyway I'm sure that Joselu has worked this out.

Did the kernt not even say, how many he was ganning to score?

[occult]

In reply to Zippity, maybe I am too cynical. But these long screeds by NUFC players seem pointless to me. Do your talking on the pitch. As Jackie Milburn put it: 'Deeds Not Words.' If we get beat these long screeds only make the player look daft.

[Zippity]

In reply to Zippity, maybe I am too cynical. But these long screeds by NUFC players seem pointless to me. Do your talking on the pitch. As Jackie Milburn put it: 'Deeds Not Words.' If we get beat these long screeds only make the player look daft.

No, i agree, mate. Whenever we lose (so all the bloody time at the minute!) there's some poor sap wheeled out to say 'we pick ourselves up and go again' or 'we've got to stick together' or other meaningless platitudes. I'd rather they either said 'sorry, we're shit, we know we have to do better' or they just said nowt at all.

[Jammy89]

At least he's grasped the basics of his position Maybe now he's got that he'll put it into action

[pboromag]

i see afas 5 mill wage packet is getting through to the players

we have to beat west ham

he has to stop the rot soon

it is as basic as joselwho says
we have to score more than them

a point to them will be ok
to us it wont

they all need t start earning their wages

[Kal]

Joselu couldn't beat an egg.

[pboromag]

remind me who wasted 5 mill on him

woiuld have been better taking a punt on armstrong
or buying a lower league striker

[sherwoodmag]

remind me who wasted 5 mill on him

woiuld have been better taking a punt on armstrong
or buying a lower league striker

How many has Armstrong scored in the Championship this season.