If you look at the Newcastle United Mad -Footymad Message Board you will see a news item headed:

Joselu Says He Knows How To Beat West Ham

I give below a direct quote from this item:

' We need to stay calm in the game and score more goals than West Ham and win the game.'

So there you have it. The insight we've been lacking. If you score more goals than the opposing team you win the game. I hope Rafa explains this to the squad before the match.

What's baffling me is what happens if the opposing team score more goals than Newcastle? Or if they both score the same number of goals? Anyway I'm sure that Joselu has worked this out.