Need a possible favour, once upon a time you informed us that the Crynes own vale Royal golf club. What’s the chances of a discount to a season ticket holder? Is there a way of contacting anyone to get it? I live near and could possibly be looking at spending a load of cash there.

Just being cheeky and the Yorkshireman in me wondering if I could get a discount.

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