979 days

[DUAS]

Since they last won a Derby.

In that time they’ve had 4 managers including Jackie MacMaremoney Mixu (what an appointment) and Ray ‘Escobar’ McKinnon and Shabba.

Put Doon by us with last minute winner.

Paid 40k for Toshney

Tubbed twice by the Barton

Finished 3rd in Fundesliga

Had a party in the Falkirk car park

Tubbed by the Accies

Mark Durham is still there best defender

Put out of League Cup by us

Had 3 first team fixtures with less than 2k fans this season

Played local Derby with the Chin and drew

Pumped 5 away to Falkirk

Backing a drink driver

Suppliers not being paid

Parading signings in front of dirty washing

Begging Levein to buy Stan Fraser even although he has a broken foot

Pumped from a Harkins inspired Morton at home 3 zip.

11(eleven) points behind the Media Darlings

Still playing Willo Flood

Missed anything?

[Returnofrros]

Since they last won a Derby.

In that time they’ve had 4 managers including Jackie MacMaremoney Mixu (what an appointment) and Ray ‘Escobar’ McKinnon and Shabba.

Put Doon by us with last minute winner.

Paid 40k for Toshney

Tubbed twice by the Barton

Finished 3rd in Fundesliga

Had a party in the Falkirk car park

Tubbed by the Accies

Mark Durham is still there best defender

Put out of League Cup by us

Had 3 first team fixtures with less than 2k fans this season

Played local Derby with the Chin and drew

Pumped 5 away to Falkirk

Backing a drink driver

Suppliers not being paid

Parading signings in front of dirty washing

Begging Levein to buy Stan Fraser even although he has a broken foot

Pumped from a Harkins inspired Morton at home 3 zip.

11(eleven) points behind the Media Darlings

Still playing Willo Flood

Missed anything?

Think that covers it.

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jeez sum wonder moments within that ever growing list DUAS !
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Dundee UTD Are ****e

[_JohnGotti_]

since they last won a derby.

In that time they’ve had 4 managers including jackie macmaremoney mixu (what an appointment) and ray ‘escobar’ mckinnon and shabba.

Put doon by us with last minute winner.

Paid 40k for toshney

tubbed twice by the barton

finished 3rd in fundesliga

had a party in the falkirk car park

tubbed by the accies

mark durham is still there best defender

put out of league cup by us

had 3 first team fixtures with less than 2k fans this season

played local derby with the chin and drew

pumped 5 away to falkirk

backing a drink driver

suppliers not being paid

parading signings in front of dirty washing

begging levein to buy stan fraser even although he has a broken foot

pumped from a harkins inspired morton at home 3 zip.

11(eleven) points behind the media darlings

still playing willo flood

missed anything?

oyf

[jdfc]

Since they last won a Derby.

In that time they’ve had 4 managers including Jackie MacMaremoney Mixu (what an appointment) and Ray ‘Escobar’ McKinnon and Shabba.

Put Doon by us with last minute winner.

Paid 40k for Toshney

Tubbed twice by the Barton

Finished 3rd in Fundesliga

Had a party in the Falkirk car park

Tubbed by the Accies

Mark Durham is still there best defender

Put out of League Cup by us

Had 3 first team fixtures with less than 2k fans this season

Played local Derby with the Chin and drew

Pumped 5 away to Falkirk

Backing a drink driver

Suppliers not being paid

Parading signings in front of dirty washing

Begging Levein to buy Stan Fraser even although he has a broken foot

Pumped from a Harkins inspired Morton at home 3 zip.

11(eleven) points behind the Media Darlings

Still playing Willo Flood

Missed anything?

You must be missing a *** case or accusation through out that time surely

[Returnofrros]

Since they last won a Derby.

In that time they’ve had 4 managers including Jackie MacMaremoney Mixu (what an appointment) and Ray ‘Escobar’ McKinnon and Shabba.

Put Doon by us with last minute winner.

Paid 40k for Toshney

Tubbed twice by the Barton

Finished 3rd in Fundesliga

Had a party in the Falkirk car park

Tubbed by the Accies

Mark Durham is still there best defender

Put out of League Cup by us

Had 3 first team fixtures with less than 2k fans this season

Played local Derby with the Chin and drew

Pumped 5 away to Falkirk

Backing a drink driver

Suppliers not being paid

Parading signings in front of dirty washing

Begging Levein to buy Stan Fraser even although he has a broken foot

Pumped from a Harkins inspired Morton at home 3 zip.

11(eleven) points behind the Media Darlings

Still playing Willo Flood

Missed anything?

We have also found out Granvilles chin is made of glass.....allegedly.

[deecom]

Think that covers it.

Sorry to be pernickety ,but they were pumped 6-1 by the bairns & Paul Hartley !!!

[ABERFELDYDEE]

Since they last won a Derby.

In that time they’ve had 4 managers including Jackie MacMaremoney Mixu (what an appointment) and Ray ‘Escobar’ McKinnon and Shabba.

Put Doon by us with last minute winner.

Paid 40k for Toshney

Tubbed twice by the Barton

Finished 3rd in Fundesliga

Had a party in the Falkirk car park

Tubbed by the Accies

Mark Durham is still there best defender

Put out of League Cup by us

Had 3 first team fixtures with less than 2k fans this season

Played local Derby with the Chin and drew

Pumped 5 away to Falkirk

Backing a drink driver

Suppliers not being paid

Parading signings in front of dirty washing

Begging Levein to buy Stan Fraser even although he has a broken foot

Pumped from a Harkins inspired Morton at home 3 zip.

11(eleven) points behind the Media Darlings

Still playing Willo Flood

Missed anything?

Its a fantastic post and surely noone has a problem with it

[Taintedice]

Anyone fancy doing a 'Since they won the Fizzy Pop', could be a week-long project

[eric_sinclair]

Fantastic post duas, i keep chuckling at the party in the car park. Is there no a possible festival in there?