have you ever lied to your mum /dad missus so you can go to watch the toon

[pboromag]

i told my missus i had to stay away for four days in the kent area due to work and going to see customers when we played benfica

got me mum to book the hotels etc so the wife wouldnt look at me history on the computer no emails got sent back etc

got me mate to drop me off and pick me up from the airport ,did a few cash jobs to get me spending money
took some cash ut on me card from dartford on the way down to the airport .had all bases covered .she never clocked on

well she didnt ever click on
untill toon legend once put a photo of me on here

she didnt mind
she confessed to going to norway when she should have been in scotland

also i once told me dad after i had been bailed by the police for fighting at skeggy i wouldnt go to another toon game untill it was sorted

went and got arrested at chelsea when we went in the shed end

[usedtobeshearer]

No. You are a very sad man.

[ASHLEY OUT]

i told my missus i had to stay away for four days in the kent area due to work and going to see customers when we played benfica

got me mum to book the hotels etc so the wife wouldnt look at me history on the computer no emails got sent back etc

got me mate to drop me off and pick me up from the airport ,did a few cash jobs to get me spending money
took some cash ut on me card from dartford on the way down to the airport .had all bases covered .she never clocked on

well she didnt ever click on
untill toon legend once put a photo of me on here

she didnt mind
she confessed to going to norway when she should have been in scotland

also i once told me dad after i had been bailed by the police for fighting at skeggy i wouldnt go to another toon game untill it was sorted

went and got arrested at chelsea when we went in the shed end

Wonder what she was doing in norway......

[Zippity]

[Geordie1974]

As I was told by the wise one yesterday to think before I post.I have thought about this all day with my one working brain cell and have come up with an answer of No.

[Jammy89]

Nope, always have the discussion.

She knows i don't get many chances to see Toon so is happy for me to go when i can.

Wouldn't need to lie, to be honest, little sad you feel the need to in my opinion.

[TheOtherTerryMac]

Nope, always have the discussion.

She knows i don't get many chances to see Toon so is happy for me to go when i can.

Wouldn't need to lie, to be honest, little sad you feel the need to in my opinion.

Well he has been married three times!!!

[Kingstonbob1]

In the mid 80s I remember me and a mate saying to our mams we were going to the match and we were playing West Brom. It was actually West Ham and we said Brom because we knew with West Ham’s reputation it would have been a no. His dad was non the wiser as he didn’t like football, (my mum and dad were separated) but unfortunately my dad worked for the Police and did take a passing interest. My mam mentioned it to him and he cottoned on and stopped us. He also knew we’d already played West Brom at home! Aargh.

[Sclox]

No. Its not lieworthy.

[Stanleymag]

I love a bit of Airplame.

One of the funniest fillims ever.