you didnt need to stay away fella

the board is a much better place when you are posting

pity they chased mids mag away

but hopefully he or she will come back now it has some like minded posters on

boaring place if we all agreed with everything


mind you i have met a lovely young lady

mate fixed me up

told me all about her

i thought i would take her a present

walked in the pub and there she was at the bar just as he described her

i put the brown bag beside ther on the bar

whats this she asked
a present i replied
yes but what is it

bird seed i said

why would i want bird seed she saind

mike told me you liked a cock or two