. . . it's June 26th 2019, the sun is shining, England have secured their place in the Cricket world cup semi finals after thrashing the Aussies at Lords, the economy is booming as an co-party BREXIT deal agreement proves beneficial to everyone and Notts County fans are for once enjoying a stress free closed season.

Despite the club being ceremoniously dumped from the football league in May, everyone associated with Notts County have much to look forward to.

Almost immediately after relegation was confirmed former chairman Alan 'floppy' Hardy was true to his word and proved his worth as the 'busiest man on earth' by securing a deal to sell the club to a wealthy foreign consortium who's only interests lie in the long term future of the club and boasting a bank balance of £900m.

As expected the deal was concluded in just under 10 days.

Optimism is growing amongst the fan base with season ticket sales in excess of 5000. The club's debts are paid, and exciting new players are signed.

The new owners (who don't have a social media presence) decide to sever the kit contract with PUMA (because basically their kits are sh1te) and sign a new 10 year deal with Adidas who confirm that the home kit will always only be black and white stripes, with black shorts and white socks.

It is agreed the club badge will be one iconic solitary flying magpie.

Additionally a new multi million pound 5 year shirt sponsorship deal is agreed with Nando's who also replace 'Big Als' food outlets in the ground and a new state of the art scoreboard is installed.

. . . meanwhile in the real world!