Good Morning All. You will be relieved to hear that I have returned from doing secret, crucial stuff in Arundel and I can put you all right on several issues that have been troubling you in my absence.

TORY PARTY LEADERSHIP It is obvious that the two candidates are sh1te. Both promising stuff they know won't happen and both trying to outspend Corbyn without telling us how to fund it. Vote Lib Dem.

LABOUR PARTY Totally unelectable. Cannot reach a viable stance on Brexit or anything. The anti-semitism thing is getting worse and over 100 Labour MP's and peers have had enough. Vote Lib Dem.

ISRAEL/PALESTINE will only be solved by dialogue but both sides need to openly recognise that the other state exists before this happens.

LIB DEM NEW LEADER I saw a kind of hustings yesterday and Victoria Derbyshire commented that "both of you seem to be saying the same thing" as if that was bad. Refreshing and heartening to see a political party actually not at war with itself. Vote Lib Dem.

NEW SIGNINGS Patience is a virtue and not many on here have any. I am confident that when we kick off in August we will have a decent team.

Anything else that I've missed that you want me to clear up for you?