Don't you just love these interviews that the management and squad give before each game?

Mowatt - We want to play well and win
Woodrow - We need to pick up points
Stendel - We want to show our hard work

Perkytyke - I want to win the euro millions lottery

After Saturdays defeat at florist it will be:

Bahre - We have to cut out silly mistakes
Anderson - We want to make the fans proud
Stern - We are capable of better

Perkytyke - I want the club to keep a squad together longer than half a season!