Reply With QuoteEasier just to show them your d I c k to see if there’s any interest.
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I'm glad I met my wife in the 90s, God knows how difficult it must be to date women today. It now appears that touching a woman's arm/waist is now classed as ***ual assault. It must be quite nerve wracking today to try and chat a woman up without the thought that you may get convicted for doing so.
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Easier just to show them your d I c k to see if there’s any interest.
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Phil, what a sad case for that kid. He touches an arm and a waist and he will be psychologically damaged now for the rest of his life because of the society we live in today. Strictly come dancing must be full of members on the *** register!
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LOL. You crack me up Mick.Originally Posted by mickd1961
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It’s a good job this wasn’t the criteria Des.
Thankfully I had other gifts I could use......by the time the clothes came off they’d submitted anyway.
They probably thought of Darren Moore as I was throwing the sausage up the “Entry”.
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And I always thought you bribed them Micky, and/or drugged them as well. Allegedly of course!.
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Never needed to use illegal means Acid.And I always thought you bribed them Micky, and/or drugged them as well. Allegedly of course!.
This thread got me to thinking.
I wonder if any of you have ever revealed the “wedding tackle” for the first time to a woman only to see her recoil in horror at the site of it!?
You don’t have to admit whether it was because it hit the floor or if it was because it looked like a peanut sat on the top of two oranges.......just the fact you were told to put it away 😆?
A mate of mine was in the showers at a sports event we’d all been at and he was one of these guys who could paint stripes on his c o c k and use it as a scarf in winter.........he looked at someone else in the showers and remarked.......”Mmm.....all wheels and no cannon” to one of the other lads 😮
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