Harper's at it now, repeating this tired old mantra...Now 3rd or 4th is an excellent season if we're being realistic.

But those chumps in and around the club will have to be realistic themselves. If we're going to continue being this loser challenger brand then no-one is going to come through the turnstiles. But, you've got to be realistic AFC, perennially 5hitebagging isn't good to watch. Cacking your collective pants when faced with the gruesome twosome isn't good for business. Having a pish team whilst we move into an out of town kit stadium isn't going to finance the aforementioned white elephant.

I'm just being realistic though, and that will be my excuse not to bother attending, just like the club's (and it's pals with access to the inner sanctum to the brotherhood) excuse for playing like a bunch of phannies when faced by Septic and the "strong 'Rangers' (Sevco) that our league needs" and never winning nothing or getting pumped out of Europe early doors every season is that we, the fans, have got to be f@cking realistic.

Well if we've got to be realistic then why you charging £28 a pop for your fans to watch you throw up the white flag in the first five minutes. If we're being realistic then it isn't worth a penny. Not that it bothers Harper beacuse, if I'm being realistic, he has probably never paid into Pittodrie so he doesn't waste any money watching that pish.

...and I couldn't give a flying f@ck if the new training pitches are named after Leigh Hinds, Gary McDonald, Ian Porteous and Dave f@cking Bus because if we're being realistic your only trying to mask the ineptitude of how our club is being run into the ground by feeding us irrelevant 5hite...