What's the news on Mattock?

[Brin]

Anyone know owt?

Thought he was cured and back to full fitness?

[Scum-Triumphant]

Nice little spa town in north Derbyshire.

[Brin]

Nice little spa town in north Derbyshire.

...close but no cigar.....

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

I thought this was going to be about him putting in a transfer request

[gru]

His back it's said. I know what I think but wouldn't do on here.

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Mattock is a very important player for us no matter what the naysayers say.

And PW knows that

[rolymiller]

Indeed he is we don't have another natural left back to play there

[Townerslovechild]

I thought this was going to be about him putting in a transfer request

Where is this from ?

[Pattylallacks2]

Where is this from ?

It's one of Mattocks pork pies

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Where is this from ?

Just a daft twitter thing doing the rounds earlier.


(Hopefully)