Tiolet Rolls

[9goals2hattricks3pen]

We've just stocked up with 6 months worth so we won't be caught short by all those idiots panic buying!

[rambaggie]

What ever you don’t use, you can throw them onto the Hawthorns pitch like we did in the 70’s

[goodlordmurphy]

What ever you don’t use, you can throw them onto the Hawthorns pitch like we did in the 70’s

Isn't that what inspired Francis Lee to go into the bog roll business when he retired from football?

[TipperaryBaggie]

I bet that they wouldn't be panic buying if it were just Bronco or Izal to choose from!

[Joy_Division]

When I was at school, every Friday I used to raid the bogs for one or two of those vile, slippery Izal toilet rolls to take up the match. Used to chuck one when the lads ran out on to the pitch then keep one back for if and when we scored. It was an unwritten law that clearing all the bog roll out of the goalmouth was the first job the keeper had to do. Games were far more fun in those days, now you would probably be banned for life and get a jail sentence for throwing one. Bloody snowflake society.