O/T Friday neet joke page

[villamiller]

Come on brin ............post some fecking jokes and cheer us pal 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😎😎😎

[Shark27]

Took my wife to the doctor to sort out her tourettes. Turns out she's fine, I am a c#nt and she really does want me to f#ck off.

[Yak]

Why do walruses love a tupperware party?

They’re always on the lookout for a tight seal.

[CAMiller]

Why do walruses love a tupperware party?

They’re always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Makes sense considering the number of large women with mustaches I've seen at some of those parties

[Ronners]

A man in Saudi Arabia has been caught stealing hand sanitiser........ He won't need it now.

[Ronners]

My job as a hitman has been made easier during lockdown. I now only work every Thursday at 8pm.

[Ronners]

My young son was up far past his bedtime and my wife made me go and annoyingly try to put him to sleep. I didn't have much luck as the best argument I could make to him was, "You better get to bed now, as when you wake up tomorrow you have another long ****ing day of nothing but video games and watching the telly."

[Ronners]

Only 35 more claps until Christmas.

[gru]

Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring a scientist!

If you work in a bank & 2 guys come in wearing masks don't worry they're only robbing the bank.

[howdydoo]

FELLAS: If your partner is going to leave you, try and make it so she or leaves the house at 8PM on a Thursday with her cases packed so it looks as though all the street hates her as well.