It's 4.42 in the morning and my brain refuses to switch off.

Why?

Because I cannot understand how Dyche manages to get Burnley up to eighth (again) in the English Premier League on the lowest resources outside of the Championship.

Despite being at odds with his Chairman, battling the impact of a ridiculous COVID driven game reshuffle, overcoming another mauling at the hands of Manchester City and not having enough players to fill a bench, he pulls off another miracle.

I hope Mike Garlick is suffering from insomnia too and finds a way to keep Dyche at Burnley Football Club.