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Thread: New national lock down.

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    New national lock down.

    As we all going to be on lock down for Christmas i suggest we all stockpile .
    The Tricky household are already stocking up on Christmas crackers and party hats and ready made pigs in blankets and bog rolls for boxing day oh and sprouts.
    Merry Christmas lads .
    Stay safe out there at Christmas time.

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    I agree. There are no longer any bog-rolls on the supermarket shelves in Cumbria thanks to Mrsgriff.

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    Ah,she thinks you are full of Schite too.

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    Aye, and it’s mutual.

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    I din't think they used bog rolls up north

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    I din't think they used bog rolls up north
    I always thought they used the previous day’s edition of the Sun

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    No, I resort to pages from Mrsgriff’s romantic novels. Just the last page out of each though, I mean, I’m not a complete b­astard.

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    I can remember the times of the long drop/tipple toilet and wiping your @rse on old newspapers torn into sheets. Lol

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    Some of them just wipe their arse with their bare hands

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    This entire thread stinks of southern sh*oite.

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