NUFC vs Palace

[Zippity]

Early team news....Saint Maximin is out.

Nowt to do with Bruce throwing his toys out of the pram (although, for balance, maybe ASM did too). News leaked that he was going to bench him (and that can ONLY have come from Mrs Doubtfire) and suddenly he's picked up a hamstring injury.

I might watch the Disney channel instead....more believable fairy tales on there.

Team to follow.

[MidsMagpie]

Joelinton and Longstaff start yet again a complete joke. one positive no Lascelles but shock horror Cabbage head leaves Schar on the bench

[Zippity]

Newcastle
26Darlow
19Manquillo
18Fernández
2Clark
15Lewis
16Hendrick
36S Longstaff
8Shelvey
24Almirón
9Joelinton
13C Wilson

Substitutes
4M Longstaff
5Schär
11Ritchie
22Yedlin
23Murphy
29Gillespie
57Anderson

[Cannylad]

Forget all the forecasts, Michael Owen said it will be a draw. Whoda thunk it ?

[toptoon]

Good to see Miggy and Wilson starting but

Joelinton and Hendrick ?😱🤯🤬

[TANYA_]

yeah nailed on 0-0.

Can you imagine if we win by 2 or 3! Bruce will be untouchable in Ashleys eyes.

[Zippity]

yeah nailed on 0-0.

Can you imagine if we win by 2 or 3! Bruce will be untouchable in Ashleys eyes.

The absolute level of smugness would be unbearable.

[Zippity]

Bruce mouthing 'fuck off Joe when he missed!

[toptoon]

Our 40 million pound striker demonstrates his shooting ability. Eat your heart out, Maradona.

[coastferret]

dominant so far, lying down in case I faint with shock