The most under achieving Scummer?

[cunninglinguist]

Got to be old Big Nose.

Le Tissier, their legend. How many England appearances??

A medium sized fish in a small puddle!

Good at penalties though. Bravo!

[Sinned]

Nah.
I would say Alan McLoughlin, our very first £1 Million player. Turned out to be less than useless, couldn’t tackle, couldn’t pass, couldn’t do f all, so we sold him to some other rag-tag south coast team where his lack of skill fitted in very well.
Guess who ?

[Southerndown]

I appreciate you've got your fishing rod out Cunny but I'm going to have to bite. Scummer or not I'll always back up Le Conk. Tremendous player who should have been given a feck load more caps for England. Maybe should have taken a move to a Man U or a Liverpool, but he 'stayed loyal' for whatever reasons so good for him.

[cunninglinguist]

Had his chance. Remember him jumping out of the way of a fifty fifty ball. As Trevor Francis stated at the time ‘unforgivable’.

As to a move to a real club, I think he realised he couldn’t hack it, on or off the pitch.

[cunninglinguist]

Nah.
I would say Alan McLoughlin, our very first £1 Million player. Turned out to be less than useless, couldn’t tackle, couldn’t pass, couldn’t do f all, so we sold him to some other rag-tag south coast team where his lack of skill fitted in very well.
Guess who ?

Some are as only as good as the players around them. Take Quashie for instance........

[Acido]

Remember when Matt Le Tiss was on Fantasy footy league, and that Pompey fan stood up and shouted 'scummer' at him about 100 times lol.
And then Terry Christian came on, and we all hated him instead and wanted Le Tiss to shut him up.

[cunninglinguist]

Ha ha ha ha ha! Yes I do.

In the conkmeisters defense, he is marginally less obnoxious than Terry Christian.