Wisbech lost disastrously this afternoon, one goal coming from a free kick five yards behind the centre circle, in the Coleshill half.

The keeper spotted the Wisbech keeper way off his line, outside his penalty box, and chipped him. The Wisbech keeper, as keepers go, looked like a schoolboy in size.

The modern balls are like those rubber bouncy things we had as children, no surprise it went in. The premiership ball looks like a beachball. Whats wrong with white? With a leather ball you could put curve, top spin, under spin, and the ball will obey. Not now.

How do the words flaccid, impotent, flatulent, constipated, dull, stupid, ignorant, uninspired, flat, boring, insipid, frightened, anxious, and regressive sound in regards to the Accrington game.

One up front, one shot on goal? How familiar. Play one up front and lose, play two up front and lose. Cheerio cheeerio cheerio.....

Bonner has hit his ceiling.

Rob of Hooper street.