Not sure where to start with that bag of boll0cks. Orient were your bang average standard team of lower league cloggers, organised physically but pretty shocking on the ball. We were no better, mostly clueless in the final third, carrying a few passengers and gifted Orient a goal with some comedy defending. Worse than that, our long ball tactics are pretty horrible to watch and the question remains, why sign the goal machine from Villa if you're not going to play him? Is this Cedwyn Scott mark II?

Norman - 5 - Had no chance with the goal. Looks like he's going down in installments at times but generally effective. His distribution has improved markedly from game one.

Tanner - 5 - Pace to burn, which is an asset defensively. Struggling to find his feet coming forward this season so far.

Armer - 6 - Still improving, impressive again defensively.

Whelan - 4 - Some great moments, but also gave his man too much space at times and what on Earth was he thinking brain farting for the Orient goal.

McDonald - 4 - Was Whelan trying to make up for the fact McDonald was caught out of position with his desperate piece of play which led to the goal? If you drop a breeze block in mill pond, what happens?

Guy - 5 - Put himself about a bit and chatted to the ref a lot. Some great tackling but his deliveries into the final third this season have lacked any quality.

Riley - 6 - Bags of energy, some great dribbling, neat use of the ball. Desperately needs more support in midfield.

Mellish - 2 - Shocking first half, lucky if he touched the ball three times. Improved second half and just as he was growing into the game was substituted. Does not deserve a place in the team.

Dickenson - 1 - Dreadful. His crossing is possibly the worst I've ever seen from a Carlisle player. He's bereft of close control, can't shoot, his movement off the ball is poor. What does he bring to the team? - Some cover defensively as he holds his position, but in truth he doesn't look like a footballer.

Abrahams - 5 - I have sympathy with Tristan, we really don't play to his strengths. Pumping long balls up to him and asking him to fight with two or three central defenders is almost entirely futile, but we lack the quality to play him in with the ball to his feet facing the goal. Clever piece of play to win the penalty and a confident finish.

Alessandra - 4 - Great first half, anonymous second half. Probably not substituted as everyone forgot he was on the pitch, including the manager.

If we replace Dickenson and Mellish with actual footballers we might look like a decent team. I'd bring in Clough and Young to replace them for our next game. However, Beech likes playing "Lucky Pierre" too much between Mellish and Dickenson for this to happen.