They live on a different planet these people don't they, he's writing in the Mail this morning, giving advice to Mo Salah. "The best thing he can do is sign a five year deal, secure himself for life and become a club legend.''

In what alternate universe is Mo Salah not already secure for life, on his money he has been for years, just how much money does Crouchie think is needed to become secure for life ?

Dickhead.