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    Two hard of hearing Northern blokes...

    walk into a bar. One of them, who is hard of hearing, goes to the bar to grab some beer. The barmaid says there’s a band on, a country and western band.

    The bloke goes back to his mate and sits down with the pints.

    – There’s a band on tonight.

    – What type of band?

    – I don’t know. Some c,unt from Preston.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    walk into a bar. One of them, who is hard of hearing, goes to the bar to grab some beer. The barmaid says there’s a band on, a country and western band.

    The bloke goes back to his mate and sits down with the pints.

    – There’s a band on tonight.

    – What type of band?

    – I don’t know. Some c,unt from Preston.

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    lol

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    I don't even bloody get it! 🤔

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocopops61 View Post
    I don't even bloody get it! 🤔
    You should gargle more

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    Pardon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocopops61 View Post
    I don't even bloody get it! ��
    Go up to Blackpool Chalky.
    The fat slags are gagging for it.
    You will certainly get it.

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    Honestly,I haven't got a clue what's going on in this thread,the more that is explained the less I understand ☹️

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocopops61 View Post
    Honestly,I haven't got a clue what's going on in this thread,the more that is explained the less I understand ☹️
    Larry and Gertrude are on their way!

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    Nice that those Northerners were socialising, it’s what we do.



    Knock Knock
    "Who's there?"
    "Your neighbour..."
    "Look mate, this is London. I don't want to know you. I will only acknowledge you if you play your tunes too loud, and then I'm calling the police. OK?"

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