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    Attention for bexley_yid!

    Look what i have for you? See i am kind and thoughtful.
    You know you want it don't you, You really really want it.
    Don't deny that you are a chocoholic because i know you are.
    Is your mouth drooling lustfully for this sinful pleasure?
    Admit it and say loud and proud "My name is Dave and i am a chocoholic".
    I am off to Sunday confession now to have my weeks sins absolved (But not my avatar) That is staying.
    Claim your gift of the sinful chocolate or later today i shall feed it to the Seagulls.
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    Too late Dave fatty has ate all ya choc bar...You will never see that choc bar again. The one that got away Ha Ha.Name:  gull 2.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    Too late Dave fatty has ate all ya choc bar...You will never see that choc bar again. The one that got away Ha Ha.Name:  gull 2.jpg
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    I reckon that's the same seagull that swooped down on me on the Palace Pier and nicked my hot dog!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by davee59 View Post
    I reckon that's the same seagull that swooped down on me on the Palace Pier and nicked my hot dog!!
    Be thankful it was just your hotdog they were after,
    We know what that pier can be like don't we

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    I was eating my precious gluten free pastie while in Port Wen doc fartin country when I had a sense I was going to be got at while looking at the scenery outside the Docs house. I turned, I spotted the bastid, I tucked my head and brought my precious pastie close to my chest. I turned to my left sharpish as he / it came for another go. **** off ya FUD - no pastie dinner for yew.
    My wife still laffs aboot it now.

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    This evil one eats live Squirrels whole.

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    Typical seagull

    Ooop The Pal@rse

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz1959 View Post
    Typical seagull

    Ooop The Pal@rse
    I shall ignore that second line.
    Back to Seagulls,
    The evil f­uckeries come over from France!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    I shall ignore that second line.
    Back to Seagulls,
    The evil f*uckeries come over from France!
    Like the lon Manure ex said?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz1959 View Post
    Like the lon Manure ex said?
    Yes the dam birds follow the Trawlers.

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