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    Bruces new job.

    In another thread, "What Newcastle need to stay" upTerryMac had a good idea of keeping Bruce on and letting him work his contract out instead of letting the nerd walk with millions.

    I think this is a great idea to test his principles but I also think he shouldn't have a job of any influence and nowhere near any of the playing staff.

    I think it should be boring, mundane, and mind-bending to make him suffer for the pain he has put us through.

    Has any poster any good ideas as to what he could be made to do.
    Last edited by ex_pat_magpie; 18-10-2021 at 07:50 PM.

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    He could be sent on a scouting mission.

    See what talent we're missing out on in Antarctica.

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    Could mow the training ground

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidsMagpie View Post
    Could mow the training ground
    Both good ones Mids and Jammy, also he could do a count on the blades of grass as well as mowing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex_pat_magpie View Post
    Both good ones Mids and Jammy, also he could do a count on the blades of grass as well as mowing.
    WOuld we trust him to count though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jammy89 View Post
    WOuld we trust him to count though
    Do you think he might pocket some. A difficult one for him would be to count the corner flags.

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    I'm guessing such a move would be anticpated and accounted for in the terms of his contract (otherwise I guess any club could save the compo by saying 'we're not sacking you...but go and be the assistant to the assistant coach of the U13s'

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    He could blow up the paddling pools, Fill the wheelie bins with ice.

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