A panoramic view of boring wood
Match night is here and The 'Generally-stylish-with-the-odd-crap-performance-thrown-in-to-keep-us-on-our-toes' Magpies head down the M1 to that hallowed temple of Association Football, Boreham Wood.
Can Burchnall's Buccaneers bring home the bacon and banish the blues with all three points? Will the lads react vigorously to their tepid defeat against The Spitfires? Will Roberts finally burst the onion bag and get that pesky monkey off his back?
All these questions, and more, will be answered by the end of the evening. Team news is expected around 6.45pm.
Online BBC Radio Nottingham commentary from that evergreen music hall duo
'Cheeky Charlie and The Stark Mallard' is available here:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/59222940 or you can probably tune that cat's whisker in and listen on the wireless. Our overseas brethren may be unable to tune in but can keep up with things on the club's various 'social media', whatever they may be. Or you could try Nottingham Hospitals Radio online here:
https://nhradio.org.uk/ perhaps?
COYP!