If I were Mod

[howoldboy]

No worries blackdog,I'm heading darn sarf to the shandy drinkers

Surely there's nowhere south of Nottingham?

Are you going overseas?

[cocopops61]

Surely there's nowhere south of Nottingham?

Are you going overseas?

In a manner you could say that I am howoldboy,anyway Nottingham is in the Midlands,that's the middle of England,not in the north,not in the South,somewhere in the middle,a nice mixture of both

[howoldboy]

In a manner you could say that I am howoldboy,anyway Nottingham is in the Midlands,that's the middle of England,not in the north,not in the South,somewhere in the middle,a nice mixture of both

Canvey Island?

[griff]

The South West is well defined and weird. London and the Home Counties are, to all intents and purposes, abroad so cut them both off the map and this is what you’re left with:

The North lies above a line drawn between Lancaster and Bridlington.

The South starts at Stoke.

Live with it.

[Blackdogblue]

Canvey Island?

Flea bitten Canary Wharf? 😀