Diddy Teams transfers January 22

[Br0chred]

St Johnstone sign Shift key??checked he's only 29 thought he'd be a lot older. That'll really sort out their no goal scoring probs... It'll be a great boost for Stevie May as he'll will now think he is prolific

[PittodriePile]

Completely forgot about Ciftci, seems to do best at diddy teams so might work well for St J's.

HIVs sign some Norwegian lassie for £400k.