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Thread: The Queen has Coronavirus

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    The Queen has Coronavirus

    With the best respect - who gives a flying f uck! Is the Queen the only person in the country who has it/had it? Is she on deaths doorstep with it like thousands of others who died or may die?

    No time for the royal family whatsoever when it’s a bit like Dallas with cheating/adultery and being associated with young trafficked girls!

    No wonder Harry f ucked off out of the country to be in the sunshine!

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    At least it’ll be a cheap gas bill when they cremate the old f u c k e r.

    She’s about the size and constitution of a McCoy’s crinkled crisp these days, two minutes on gas mark 3 should see her reduced to a teaspoonful of ashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    At least it’ll be a cheap gas bill when they cremate the old f u c k e r.

    She’s about the size and constitution of a McCoy’s crinkled crisp these days, two minutes on gas mark 3 should see her reduced to a teaspoonful of ashes.
    😂

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    Well I for one hopes she recovers quickly, she's been a great servant to our country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splinter View Post
    Well I for one hopes she recovers quickly, she's been a great servant to our country.
    “Servant” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Yep okay, if you say so.

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    Arrogant knob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splinter View Post
    Well I for one hopes she recovers quickly, she's been a great servant to our country.

    I hope the old lady down the road recovers more quickly - she has no castle and can’t afford her energy bill!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baggieal View Post
    I hope the old lady down the road recovers more quickly - she has no castle and can’t afford her energy bill!!
    If the old lady down the road lives on your road I'm sure she'll have no problem affording her energy bills.

    If not she could always downsize from the millionaire row described by Mick to make her energy bills more affordable.

    As for the Queen I wish her well and a swift recovery. One of few members of the Royal Family I have time for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albionic68 View Post
    If the old lady down the road lives on your road I'm sure she'll have no problem affording her energy bills.

    If not she could always downsize from the millionaire row described by Mick to make her energy bills more affordable.

    As for the Queen I wish her well and a swift recovery. One of few members of the Royal Family I have time for.

    Mick lies 68! I have to wear jumpers in the evening to keep warm and trying to cobble more money together for the Hull trip. Sending my CV off to Cafe Nero later today as one gets a 20% staff discount.

    It’s a pity the Queen can’t breathe her Corona on her wretched son so he can stay away from little girls for a few days😭

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    Quote Originally Posted by splinter View Post
    Arrogant knob.

    Try growing a sense of humour you silly boy!

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