O/T Friday Fun

[South Coast Miller]

[wendun]

That is frankly shocking. It might pass for humour in the south but up here in the pu-ssy-whipped north we treat our women with the respect the harridans deserve.

[howdydoo]

[LincsMiller]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[South Coast Miller]

That is frankly shocking. It might pass for humour in the south but up here in the pu-ssy-whipped north we treat our women with the respect the harridans deserve.

It was sent to me by a friend from Up North. Here in our Southern home the dishwasher is me.

[CAMiller]

It was sent to me by a friend from Up North. Here in our Southern home the dishwasher is me.

You should tell them to pay more attention to detail as they missed marking one of the boxes

[wendun]

You should tell them to pay more attention to detail as they missed marking one of the boxes

Well spotted. "For hands that do dishes to feel soft as your face, mild green Fairy liquid."

[frogmiller]

Well spotted. "For hands that do dishes to feel soft as your face, mild green Fairy liquid."

Fairy liquid made the best water guns ever!

[wendun]

Fairy liquid made the best water guns ever!

Oh, frog, now you've made me all nostalgic. Water pistols, cap guns and a pistol that fired bits of potato which I think were called Spud Guns.

[LincsMiller]

Oh, frog, now you've made me all nostalgic. Water pistols, cap guns and a pistol that fired bits of potato which I think were called Spud Guns.

And wasn't it about this time of year that the whip and tops came out?