Having drastically narrowed the pitch, why not go the whole hog and reduce its length. Controlling and passing will become a thing of the past, as tacklers will crash in constantly.

You dont want teams playing football. Not against a team like United, whos skill rating is as high as the temperature last night. The chap with talent is about 45.

Deflate practice balls for the opposition. Put senokot in their tea, visitors cant drink nothing. Play videos of United games in the dressing room. Boredom and then sleep will come. One might as well be dead watching that.

Depending on circumstance and mood, it may inspire laughter.

Dress Stephen Fry in a United kit and let him wander into the opposition dressing room. Have you ever seen rats leaving a sinking ship?

The truth is that United are clinging on with their finger nails, as soon as they were safe, the form crashed. Its all built on effort not talent.

And will. Bonner exhibited stress early on last season, hes going to have to do it all again, with less. Many players will leave for more money, contracts must be up, United pay buttons.

Are the players on the beach?, you bet, and talking to their agents. Beck got fired when United were bottom of the Championship, or div 2 in those days. The club had sold any player worth selling and made him play the youth team.

The team crashed to the bottom, and almost didnt stop till non league.

Oh, it didnt stop, the ground went too.

Guess what Mr Bonner?

That is your fate. When you get burnt out, angry, complaining, there will be no option, especially when youve played ten, won 1, and are bottom.

Get out while you can, while your reputation is high. I know your young, and your thinking that wont happen. Look after yourself.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

P.S fixing the odds is not good is it, but a portent of the future. Fixing the odds,....fixing the pitch.