What is even more remarkable is that the Wisbech manager predicted this 5-0 win at Histon, BEFORE the game. After 14 consecutive defeats. Is jiggery pokery at work? Certainly is at United.

Drove past the Abbey at 10-00 and again at 12-30, maybe three years ago, the thought of missing a game was unnaceptable. Even missing a kick off, would have me raging.

Today i was thinking of the things that would have deterred me if i was going. I could spend the afternoon playing with my wagging fish, you know those fish that wagged its tail when you turned it on. I would need to get spare batteries just in case they ran out.

Or get a pack of balloons, so i could bat one around in the living room. Maybe take one outside if it wasnt too windy. Or build a five story house with playing cards.

The five thousand that went obviously havent got an imagination.