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Thread: Get a surfboard.

  1. #1
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    Get a surfboard.

    Russia has threatened to detonate a big bomb to drown Britain apparently its powerful enough to do so. Just off the coast of Scotland, really really near you.

    If you buy a surfboard you can visit the fens riding on a sunami. This time, Brunton park wont dry out.

  2. #2
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    According to the Bible's Old Testicle God smote whole tribes of utter t­wats. Latterly God seems to either no longer have such ability or he /she has just ignored organised t­wattery. He / she could have used his smiting powers in Germany in 1932 and currently in Russia.

    The two bombs that were used on Hiroshima and Nagasaki each had a power of 15 whatsits. Currently even a tactical nuclear bomb has a power of 66 times the number of whatsits. So the smallest nuclear bomb will probably see off the whole UK either immediately it arrives or gradually its effects spreading by wind / wave power will accomplish the task.

    *whatsits
    I forget what the units were but some physicist last night made the comparison.
    Last edited by _Stefan_Kuntz; 02-05-2022 at 12:54 PM.

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