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Thread: My docs message when you phone surgery

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    My docs message when you phone surgery

    2 years and 3 months after pandemic finished.

    2 years and 5 mth after it started

    Goes something like this.

    We are understaffed due to pandemic

    If you are calling and it's an emergency phone 911, if it's something to do with your eyes phone an optician, if it's something mild go to the chemist, if you have COVID symptoms just **** off, if it's to book an appt phone between 8 am and 8.05, if you want to clap just go bang a pot on your doorstep......if it's for anything else please hold .....but it better be ****ing important.

    Don't believe me.

    Give it a go

    01382 462222.....incredible

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    I've exaggerated with bang a pot but if it's good enough for Deeranged and Thatcher 😎

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    And they still have a push button with elbow sign outside.🤣🤣🤣

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    I've exaggerated with bang a pot but if it's good enough for Deeranged and Thatcher ��
    I've banged a lot of things in my time, but never a pot - that would hurt a bit wouldn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deeranged View Post
    I've banged a lot of things in my time, but never a pot - that would hurt a bit wouldn't it?
    Slightly pedantic but see when that was going on I think a lot of those pots were used for the 1st time .....no much cooking done these days..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Slightly pedantic but see when that was going on I think a lot of those pots were used for the 1st time .....no much cooking done these days..
    Bought for the purpose. Probably ordered online at the same time as the Chinese order was placed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deeranged View Post
    Bought for the purpose. Probably ordered online at the same time as the Chinese order was placed.
    😆

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