Frank, this is how to do it, based on Neville Chamberlain in 1939

[_Stefan_Kuntz]

This afternoon I emailed the Carlisle United Mad Government for a final time
stating that, unless I heard from them by 3:00pm that they were prepared
at once to withdraw _Stefan_Kuntz and 6EQUJ5 from the board, a state
of war would exist between us.

I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that
consequently this c­unt is at war with Carlisle United Mad.

[griff]

Are you painting me as a Nazi dictator?

Quite right.