Says Bonner.

Its easy, the ball has to be upfield. Hack it in.

There is no talent apart from hacking it in.

Getting the ball up field is a major problem, its usually shooting, flying into the United net, or close by. We a United player gets it, just boot it away, generally into the opposition half. Smith will run after it. And him alone.

God help him after that. Just getting a touch on it will be a major achievement. I hope he can shhot from the half way line, or from a touchline. Like Steve Claridge once did at Birmingham City.

Oh, you need talent to do that. Scrub that Mr Smith.