Mark Bonner is now a target of insults from Cambridge fans. Its Boner, or bonbon. How quick they turn, like Chelsea fans.

Strangely, i am an advocate. The average United fan doesnt get the miracle Boner, err, Bonner has performed.

If he was an artist, he has painted the Mona Lisa with his fingers, got performances out of footballing failures over and over.

Of course i want him out in whatever way, the decline will be greatly speeded up. Bonners ire must be growing daily, that he could of got out of this crap club just weeks ago. To something better.

Live and learn eh. He will know better next time, if there is one. He should start applying elsewhere, bail out, while you can.

The Cambridge ship is sinking, like the Titanic, and you are handcuffed to a pipe like Di caprio.

And it is me with an axe to free you.