Glenn Miller

[6EQUJ5]

On December 15th 1944 Glenn Miller was on a flight from RAF Twinwood Farm airfield, Bedfordshire to Paris. Flight Officer John Morgan piloted the single-engine Norseman UC-64 with Miller and Lt. Col. Norman F. Baessell aboard. Morgan took off despite the foggy weather. The plane never reached France and was never found.

The fact is that when the plane entered the fog it was picked up by means of a tractor beam from an alien craft. It was then taken to an alien realm beneath the surface of the Moon. Miller was medically treated such that he would never age. He was taken there in order to form and lead an alien Big Band with choir. Here are some of their songs :-
Moonlight Serenade
Stairway To The Stars
Over The Rainbow
In The Moon
When You Wish Upon A Star
Moon River
Bad Moon Rising
Moonlight Shadow
Blue Moon
Fly Me To The Moon
The Whole Of The Moon
Man On The Moon
Everyone's Gone To The Moon
Under The Moon Of Love

Having never aged he has been (so to speak) a big star there ever since he arrived. He is always s­hagging everything that moves. He always has plenty of groupies (well, Moonies). Such is his busy fornication schedule that once every 5 years he has work done on his worn out d­ick.

[6EQUJ5]

He is always s­hagging everything that moves.

[Blackdogblue]

The plane disappeared the day before the Battle of the Bulge began. Understandably, the plane never reached France as it was probably shot down & is at the bottom of the North Sea with many, many others or on those days without Sat Nav got lost in the fog & ran out of fuel & crashed somewhere else in the sea…

Your theory could be more tangible if it was off the Florida coast in the Bermuda Triangle though…

[_Stefan_Kuntz]

The Bermuda Triangle stuff is overblown in terms of publicity. You could choose several sea areas where similar things occasionally happen but are not regarded as formidably mysterious. Many years can pass with nothing odd happening in The Bermuda Triangle but then as soon as something odd does happen there it is massively publicised.