Was the last time United scored at home in the league, thats a LONG time ago. They must have scored in the Mickey Mouse cups, or benefitted from own goals, or fluked it.

The team as per the manager, is " full of goals". A Harley Street psychiatrist is called for there.

How bad will defeat to Shrewsbury be? It will irrevocably put United ionto the bottom four, and magnify anxiety ten fold amogst the remaining fans.

Very very bad, saturday will be an afternoon of mental torture, but pleasure for me.

A seance once predicted this game in 1854. The seancer named Cambridge and Shrewsbury in 2022, he said this.

Bonner is the foremost perpitrator of ****ographic football. He has accomplished the feat of producing football which in their faithful portrayal, of what is going on, become obscene.

It is little better than what is penned on lavatory walls. His players play like rodents, and squawk like a zulu village, ungifted,self inflated mediocrity, like german music, yaks jumping about, and straining hard with no result, apart from a corpse with a bad expression.

Art it is not, neither music, but butchery, agitated water, caterwauling, a large explosion from a catarral back of the throat flob onto a handkerchief.

It gets worse, but there you go.

Stay at home.