Apparently the above are joining United in January. Their names will be different, but will perform as such.

And cost as much as the Loony Tunes channel, which is free, on You Tube. Im sure United have plundered the usual suspects, Ramsgate, Cray Wanderers, Gorleston, Bogner Regis Town, and March Town United.

It may not be that bad, maybe, but you get my drift.

Cheap like.

While at least half of the clubs income goes on coaching 1800 kids, 1799 who will never make it, and the one who does goes on loan to St Albans City. And the 1799 have their hearts broken.

Youd think they would go on to be United fans, not so, its Spurs or Arsenal West Ham etc. The coaching thing is just a social thing. Gates are a disgrace. Mind you, in keeping with failure.

And social services. Youd think people were made of tissue paper. The United fans are mugs. To put up with this. If you totalled up all the money spent on non football activities over the years, the club would be going for promotion to the championship.

And Mr Barry, who turned away an investor with" deep pockets", his words.

Utter disaster, truly in keeping with Cambridge United.

Over and over, forever.