O/T Wordless is not as good as this

[crashbang]

Right, if you don't like poached eggs, jog on.
If you do tell me how you bugger them up,
Then the master will tell you fool proof way.

[avondalemiller]

............our lass does them perfect, and the eggs are fresh from our hens.

[great_fire]

You're supposed to dip them in boiling water for 10 seconds while they're still in the shells, that "sets" them a little bit.

[scum_triumphant]

I just drop fresh eggs into some spinning water that is rolling rather than boiling.

Get them perfect every time.

[ragingpup]

I just throw them at the wall