The Windsors

[soulman101]

Eddie's birthday present, he is now the Duke of Edinburgh.

[kettering_baggie]

Yes, I just read that; also, Harry Hewitt’s offspring are now ‘prince’ and ‘princess’, don’t you know! All meaningless nonsense. Let’s see, how will this knowledge affect my day………

[mickd1961]

Interesting that Charles wants a slimmed down Royal family.

How about him making himself redundant?

This is a bloke who was reported to have never squeezed his own toothpaste out.

The only mistake Harry Hewitt has made is to make such a song and dance about everything, if he’d just f u c k e d off and got on with a private life I think most people would’ve admired that.

To waltz off but then still want all the trimmings and perks was always going to pee people off.

[Albionic68]

Yes, I just read that; also, Harry Hewitt’s offspring are now ‘prince’ and ‘princess’, don’t you know! All meaningless nonsense. Let’s see, how will this knowledge affect my day………

No idea how it's going to affect your day Mike but it's clearly made enough of an effect for you to login and post your general contempt about it 🤣🤣🤣 .

[Albionic68]

Interesting that Charles wants a slimmed down Royal family.

How about him making himself redundant?

This is a bloke who was reported to have never squeezed his own toothpaste out.

The only mistake Harry Hewitt has made is to make such a song and dance about everything, if he’d just f u c k e d off and got on with a private life I think most people would’ve admired that.

To waltz off but then still want all the trimmings and perks was always going to pee people off.

I suspect that our new King has squeezed his own paste out on more than one occasion Mick ..... even if he used his left hand to make it feel like someone else was squeezing it out for him 😉 .

[mickd1961]

I suspect that our new King has squeezed his own paste out on more than one occasion Mick ..... even if he used his left hand to make it feel like someone else was squeezing it out for him 😉 .

I think he probably has someone to do that for him if Camilla is out of sorts 68…..probably an 18 year old footman in a gimp hood with a snooker ball strapped to his mouth.

You probably already know this but I think I’m correct in saying that the word “stool” actually came from the period of Henry V111, old Henry employed some poor sap to sit on a small wooden chair at his a r s e hole level who dealt with his turds and wiped his a r s e for him, that person was known as “the keeper of the stools”.

Our train drivers and other public servants constantly moan about their working conditions and without a hint of irony!

Imagine leaving school and getting sent on that YTS scheme!?

[Albionic68]

One case where I'm unsure whether having a sh it job would be preferable to having a w@nk one.