F arting

[WBA1955]

An appalling habit, I know it's a natural function and sometimes can't be helped but some people do it in public and find it amusing. There's nothing amusing about smelling like s hit, it's disgusting. People who do this for fun must have a brain the size of a pea.
God knows how these blokes ever got a woman when they smell like s hit. I say men because it's very rare you hear a lady fart.
Grow up FFS, you should have got out of that at primary school. I would hate to go around a farters house for Sunday lunch.

[phild]

Yeah but sometimes the women are worse than blokes

[WBA1955]

Yeah but sometimes the women are worse than blokes

You must know some classy birds Phil.

Saying that in the early seventies I came out of a pub with two girls, as we were walking we all needed a wee, so we all went up an alley and had a p iss up there.

[DaveP67 is back!]

I have quite a childish sense of humour, brought a fart sound machine once and hid it in the gents at work, hours of fun 🤣

[kettering_baggie]

If you ask, Alexa will play a variety of farting noises for you but no accompanying smell……….! Something for Amazon to work on, perhaps?