How yer doing Frank?

[Chauncey]

I know it’s in between seasons but you seem to be a bit quiet,how are you keeping? What have you been up to and are you looking forward to the football season beginning again?

[Psaw]

Things have changed drastically, as i think they may have for you. I am no longer male, but transgender of the rolling type, which means i can change gender daily, or every second day.

I have consulted a surgeon about pinning some female stuff on myself, but cant decide where, can you help? I was thinking i could pin a b oob to the back of my head as a start.

Its a whole new world, if i were to type Cambridge United it would be as a transgender dic k head, as they prove that Britain is getting more stupid, as mentioned by someone who knows.

In the last fifty years, peoples brains have got smaller, resulting in the government wanting to stop immigration while ferrying them here, putting them up in hotels and giving them the benefits of being british health care etc, and giving them pocket money.

What gender are you?

Wisbech beat Heacham 3-1 last saturday, amazingly i went as i had nowt else to do. A Heacham player, back to goal, had the ball played into his body, lifted it over his head, turned and volleyed it into the top corner from outside the area.

Still suffering from shock, worth the 4 quid to get in. What are you up too? if i were you id be sleeping somewhere different every night. (wink).

[Chauncey]

I’ve seen some great football being played over the years watching non league football,cheap to get in,recognising people and no queue for the bogs,what’s there not to like

I don’t agree with the transgender thing,you are either born male or female,you don’t get the chance to undo Gods work,I saw one on tv once complaining that nobody respects her decision to choose what *** that she wanted to be despite having a massive Adam’s apple and looking like Bernard Breslaw

Never been one for sleeping around Frank as I’ve been the loyal type and I’m not starting now even if I had the chance,I prefer my own company and can’t be doing with the disappointment and heartache of love

Keep going to the matches Frank but take the t1t from the back of your head,it looks daft and besides surely you want to have the odd look at it every now and again

[Psaw]

I was trying to be funny, anyway, sleeping around is not a bad thing, the one will come along, its the same for females.

[Chauncey]

I know that you was having a laugh Frank,I didn't really think that you had gone transgender with a t1t on the back of your head
Love is just chemical imbalance in the brain that makes us do stupid things, hopefully there will be a cure for it that's mandatory at the age of 16 but until then I'm keeping myself to myself,let's be honest if somebody takes interest in a 61 year old miserable old man who's only company is a parrot then she's after the parrot

[Psaw]

You should always think well of yourself no matter what, no ones perfect. And heres why.

Every second you live you are programming your subconscious with the thoughts you think, which dtermines how you feel, every moment is an oppuurtunity for change.

There must be a million books on this and you tube channels, and it does work. Affirmations work if you feel it, BEFORE it happens, and see it as having happened before it does.

For instance public speaking, the anxiety is much less, walking into a pub like you own it.

Eyes turn to you, including female ones. You get what you think and feel.

[Chauncey]

I don't don't really want to change,I'm happy the way things are tbh ang going into a pub acting like I own it is just asking for trouble,besides I'm more of a sitting in the corner not saying owt to anyone type of person,I'm pretty sure that I've never been in a fight in my life,not even at school,now how about that for an achievement when my times up,that's got to get me some brownie points getting through the Pearly Gates eh?
How's Molly?

[Psaw]

Shes thriving but slowing down a bit, shes still like an eight year old on the first day of a holiday, charging everywhere, her tail like a windmill. Its six seven years now weve had her though it feels like five minutes, she knows shes home now. She has her own room and sleeps on the bed.

When i go up to bed she has her head under the bed like shes in a den, then gets on top in the night, shes totally relaxed now, not the hyper vigilance she had when we got her.

Im getting older, things go wrong, and so is she, her back legs are going a bit. She had a dreadful start but she has it all now. Youve got infirmity coming chalky, your on the brink at 61, youve got to make the most of it.

Madam is going to disneyland in miami in september, im looking at ways of blowing cash, i dont like spending money but if i dont do it now someone else will get it.

On another note, is there a betting site that takes bets on southern league football? Bedford spent a lot of money finishing bottom last year, and have spent a bit this year, the league they are in is awful, they should win it. 365 dont do it, or so it seems, i dont know my way around it.

[Chauncey]

It's good to hear that Molly is leading such a great life now,what breed is she? I can't remember if you've ever told me or not,sorry if you have

I'm already 61 Frank,it seems strange to be the same age as old people,I'm lucky as I've got a rough idea of my best before date,not an exact day you understand but it will be within four years,all arrangements have been made,my half of the house left to my ex,any money going to my sister's and the funeral arrangements made,no church,no service,no relatives having to fit in a funeral that they don't want to go to,somebody has been allocated the job of scattering the ashes in a place of my choosing,one day I will be here and the next day gone

I'm not sure about Southern league betting,I gave it a look online but I didn't really get anywhere but then again things don't really get going bet wise until a couple of weeks before the season starts,you sure that you want to back Bedford though,I took a look at them and they lost their last 6 games and got relegated

[Psaw]

I havent made arrangements yet, but im getting on it.

Bedford are a big team, as big as Cambridge in the 60s, big gates with a football league ground, maybe im still reacting to that. If its true, they spent the most in the league last season finishing bottom, i went once, losing at home to Tamworth, and thats the southern league prem, theres big teams in there.

They regularly got hit for four fives and sixes. Ive made a bit of money betting on lower non league games, the gap in ability is more marked, if you follow it like i di, its easy money.

I made a few bob on Daventry and Yaxley last year, they were no hopers. On 365 it does go down to non league but only has a few fixtures, if i could bet on them all its even easier money.