Getting excited over this one, i dont watch Cambridge criminali United, but this is what i know. They pass the ball sideways a lot, and play direct, the players are old, sub standard and lame, they usually play one up front.

The team started well but are playing like Gresley Rovers now, the defeat at Cheltenham was as bad as it gets, if you win the physical battle you can win 3-0 or more. The defence is a strength, but not now, the forwards cant score. Lankester the play maker cant get in the team.

So over to you, come on you cumbrains......I dont suppose youll put me up for the weekend gtiff, show me around Carlisle, i almost said the fens, the mountains, from what ive seen its beautiful, my own bedroom, three meals.....in restaurants, and a ticket for the game.

Only kidding, im trying to embarrass you, i could see your mind ticking over the best way to say no.