O/T:- And the Netherlands ..... nul points.

[lunaspie]

Amsterdamned by the Eurovision committee..

[queenslandpie]

Amsterdamned by the Eurovision committee..

What a rotter(dam) that guy is.

[maddogslater]

Surprised they didn't get into double Dutch figures

[LincsPie]

If he gouda kept his mouth shut edamade it to the final.....

[tied_up_in_notts]

Should wash his mouth out with Ajax

[lunaspie]

Should wash his mouth out with Ajax

The guy's a mouth Breda.

[tied_up_in_notts]

Surprised they didn't get into double Dutch figures

I think he would have got at least Twente points

[lunaspie]

He felt like a puppet on a string.

[meoldlaner]

He should give up singing and retreat to a Sandy Shore